28

Whoa, Nelly!  Do you understand how old I am!?  How does that keep happening? 

In addition to the goals I wrote down last year, I have some very serious items I'd like to add to the list.

• More rollerskating.
• More mini-golfing.
• More bowling.
• More iceskating.
• More snow skiing.

For reals.  There has been a sad decline in those areas in recent years. 

My life is definitely a Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper Slurpee and I'm going to continue sucking that spoon-straw with all my might.  Let's do this, 28.